Title: Kids These Days (Claudius Viewpoint)
Fandom: Hamlet
Rating: PG
Length: 37
Summary: Claudius view on the younger generation
A/N: A Limerick

There once was a usurping King of Denmark
Whose stepson accused him of deeds most dark
His friend’s daughter ‘tis true
Drowned in a stream deep and blue
And her brother was poisoned by his own mark