TITLE: He Ate the Whole Thing
FANDOM: NCIS
RATING: PG
LENGTH: 288 words
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Cake prompt



Tony stepped out of the elevator, shades still on, whistling an unidentifiable yet irritating tune.

"Good morning, Zeeeevah!," he hissed at his teammate. She rolled her eyes and continued typing.

After slinging his backpack onto his desktop and losing the shades, Tony strolled over to McGee's desk.

"McMonday," Tony said. "I see you've survived another weekend of deadly boredom in your sad little apartment."

"Good morning, Tony," Tim said. He'd arrived just before Tony and was unpacking his lunch for later.

"What's this I see? Something tasty for moi? You shouldn't have." Tony snatched the small Tupperware container from McGee's hand before he could stop him. He peeled the top off, picked up the slice of chocolate cake that was inside, and took a huge bite of it.

And immediately spit it back into the container.

"Oh my god, what the-" Tony looked at McGee as though he'd just vomited on Tony's new shoes. He didn't get to finish his rant, as that was just the moment that Gibbs walked up behind him and head-slapped him.

Ziva started to laugh, but quieted down when Gibbs shot her a death glare. "Were you not listening when McGee told us he was starting his Entire Thirty diet this week, Tony?"

"Whole30..." Tim mumbled, mournfully taking the container back from Tony and covering it up. He'd really been looking forward to that cake. He didn't care that there wasn't any sugar in it.

"Same thing," Ziva said, returning to her paperwork.

Tony leaned in close to Tim's face, "Don't you ever bring anything that horrifying into this office again-"

"DiNozzo!"

"Yeah, boss!" Tony snapped to, and headed back to his desk. He scraped his tongue with Tim's napkin the entire way.