Title: Questions, Questions...
Fandom: Sherlock
Rating: G
Length: 173
Author notes: Told entirely in questions.
Summary: Sherlock has questions for John.

John?

Are you awake?

John?

John?

John?

Oh, were you asleep?

Right, is it OK if we just discuss the case about—?

It’s 3:37, isn’t it?

Then why did you ask?

Look, do you mind if I lie down?

Where do you think I mean?

Can you budge up a bit?

A bit more?

Bit more?

Your bed isn’t terribly comfortable, is it?

Sorry, did you say something?

So, do you remember..?

John, are you falling asleep again?

John?

Are you with me?

Do you remember the case with the missing parlourmaid?

Don’t you?

Diamond pin? Wooden spoon? Edinburgh? 1882?

Repeat what?

1882?

Well, why wouldn’t I want to discuss cases from the nineteenth century in the middle of the night?

John, why are you clenching and unclenching your fists like that?

What are you—?

‘On, ‘ot ‘eh ‘ell are ‘oo ‘ooin’?!

Did you just attempt to suffocate me with a pillow?

What do you mean: “why don’t you go and jump in the Thames”?

What kind of a question is that?