Title: Pros and Cons of Letting the Flash Stay Alive
Fandom: The Flash (TV 2014)
Rating: PG
Length: 200
Content notes: Mild sexual content. Discussion of whether to kill someone.
Author notes: For fan-flashworks for the “Scales” challenge.
Summary: The Rogues make a pros and cons list to help them decide. Crack/humor. Several pairings implied.



Con: He stops a lot of our robberies.

Pro: He hasn’t put us away yet.

Con: He puts out fires. (At Hartley’s insistence, and over Mick’s objections, this Con is eventually withdrawn.)

Pro: His ass looks great in those leather pants. (After much debate, Lisa and Hartley insist on keeping this pro, over Mick’s objections. Len, for some reason, abstains from voting.)

Con: He’s too fast for our weapons.

Pro: He’ll inspire us to develop even more badass weapons.

Con: His team poses a serious threat.

Pro: Some of his team are good kissers. (Lisa plays with her knife while she says this, and no one objects.)

Con: Being a target of a superhero sucks.

Pro: Being a target of a superhero automatically elevates our badass level. (Mick objects that they’re already the most badass they could be, but he is overruled.)

Con: If more than one of us ever started dating him, that could cause dissension in the ranks.

Pro: If more than one of us starting dating him, more than one of us would be having sex with someone who can become a human vibrator.

Totals:
Cons: 5
Pros: 6
Conclusion: He gets to stick around. For now.