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Torchwood: Fanfic: Dodecapus

  • Dec. 29th, 2014 at 2:32 AM
Title: Dodecapus
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lt_indigo
Fandom: Torchwood
Rating: PG-13
Length: 250 words
Summary: In which Owen faces an alien and Ianto is devious.

Owen blinked in disbelief at the rift’s latest ‘gift’ to them, his eyes round.

“Wha- what are we supposed to do with that?”

“There’s a nice big tank in the third basement that should do nicely for now,” Ianto said without hesitation. “And shellfish aren’t exactly hard to buy at the market. Assuming that’s what it eats.”

The ‘dodecapus’ flailed mournfully at them, and Owen jumped back from the besuckered tentacles. Ianto reached out curiously and stroked the very tip of one. The creature made a clicking sound that could have almost been mistaken for a purr.

“That’s right,” Ianto said soothingly. “We’ll take you home and get you into a nice tank. Being out here can’t be comfortable for you.”

Some of the tentacles waved as if in agreement, and drifted towards Ianto, who moved as if to pick up the clumsy body of the creature. He looked to Owen for help.

“I’ve mentioned my octopus thing, right?” Owen said, eyeing the tentacles from a safe distance. “Creepy fucking things: far too many legs and suckers. And that’s got a whole lot more.”

Ianto glared at him. “If you don’t man up and help, I’ll have to call the girls instead. And tell them why.” He hesitated for a moment before adding: “Or I could call Jack, and he can tell you about how much fun tentacled aliens are in bed. Gleefully.”

“You’re a rotten bastard, Ianto Jones.”

“I try my best,” Ianto replied sweetly, still stroking the dodecapus.

Comments

[identity profile] owensheart.livejournal.com wrote:
Jan. 10th, 2015 12:41 pm (UTC)
LOL these tow, well Ianto sure know how to get Owen to do what he wants him to lol
[personal profile] lt_indigo wrote:
Jan. 10th, 2015 12:58 pm (UTC)

Absolutely! Ianto knows he can take full advantage of how conscious Owen is of his image. Particularly when it comes to the girls. And no-one wants to hear Jack rhapsodising about tentacle porn :)

[identity profile] adafrog.livejournal.com wrote:
Jan. 10th, 2015 03:02 pm (UTC)
Cute little octopus-thing!
Very good.
[personal profile] lt_indigo wrote:
Jan. 10th, 2015 04:00 pm (UTC)

Thank you, I'm glad you liked it. I'm actually with Owen on this one - I can't stand them!

lanalucy: (Default)
[personal profile] lanalucy wrote:
Jan. 10th, 2015 07:48 pm (UTC)
Love how manipulative Ianto is here. Go Ianto!
[personal profile] lt_indigo wrote:
Jan. 11th, 2015 02:22 pm (UTC)

Yeah, he knows how to manipulate Owen into doing things he doesn't want to do.

[identity profile] tardisjournal.livejournal.com wrote:
Jan. 11th, 2015 12:33 am (UTC)
What a sweet story! Well, as sweet as any story could be that features a many-tentacled alien. I like Ianto's compassion for the creature and the ease with which he manipulates Owen into helping. Ianto has many sides. :)
[personal profile] lt_indigo wrote:
Jan. 11th, 2015 02:24 pm (UTC)

Yeah, i am absolutely on Owen's side here - I don't do tentacles. At all. But Ianto knows exactly which buttons to push to get people to do what they need to.

bk_forever: (Ianto Little Smile)
[personal profile] bk_forever wrote:
Jan. 14th, 2015 03:54 pm (UTC)
*squeals* I love Torchwood's new pet! I'm sure Ianto will take very good care of it, and it'll be very happy in its new home, or at least as happy as it can be in an unfamiliar place with no others of its kind. Then again, maybe they're usually solitary...

I'm overthinking this, aren't I?

Adorable! And Ianto is deliciously evil!
[personal profile] lt_indigo wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2015 10:36 pm (UTC)
Over... thinking...? Noooo.

I tell you, if that thing is in there, I will be using Owen as a human shield. And he would be a long way away anyway.

Yep, Ianto is completely evil and knows exactly which buttons to press. But that's why we love him :D
bk_forever: (Ianto Little Smile)
[personal profile] bk_forever wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2015 11:26 pm (UTC)
That and his kindness to poor lost alien creatures!
[personal profile] lt_indigo wrote:
Feb. 1st, 2015 01:23 pm (UTC)
That too. Kindness to poor alien creatures, and gentle but thorough manipulation of humans.

Ianto would have been such a brilliant director of Torchwood, had his time ever come.

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