Title: Under the Sea
Fandom: Arrow/DCU/Justice League
Rating: PG
Length: 150
Content notes: Possible very mild warnings for slut shaming language, though the actual shaming is more for inconsiderate behavior rather than sex.
Author notes: For fan_flashworks for the Sea Life challenge.
Summary: Sea creatures just seem to hate Oliver. Complete crack.



It started when they were boating back to shore. A dolphin kept trailing them until Oliver leaned over to get a closer look and the dolphin’s tail splashed him, drenching him in water.

It happened again at the supermarket when Oliver was trying to buy fresh fish. A salmon, still alive even though it was on ice, managed to leap up and use its body to slap Oliver in the face.

The worst was at the restaurant. All the lobsters in the tank crawled out and tried to pinch Oliver in some very unsavory places.

“This is ridiculous!” Oliver growled.

Felicity crossed her arms. “This is what happens when you sleep with Aquaman and then never call him. I told you not to be such a man-ho.”

Oliver just rolled his eyes.