Title: What to feed the werewolf who is hiding in your room
Fandom: Teen Wolf (tv)
Characters:: Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale
Rating: G
Length: ~200 words
Content notes: Spoilers for S1 (spoilers in the full title, which is below the cut).
Author's notes: Written in one hour.



what to feed the werewolf who is hiding in your room
(when he is wanted for murder and also your dad is the sheriff)

First option: Protein bars.

Because your dad doesn’t even notice anymore when you grab four of them and head back to your room. You’re a growing boy who plays lacrosse, of course you eat your weight in protein bars on a daily basis. And it’s not like you want Derek to feel welcome here, anyway. He might not leave.


Second option: Last night’s leftovers.

If your dad makes breakfast for you and you can’t get out of eating it with him. You can always say you’re taking the leftovers to school for lunch. Not that you’d ever eat cold lasagna for lunch.

Then again, your lasagna, even cold, is better than the cafeteria food. Hmm. Maybe you should take it for lunch…


Third option: Omelets.

If your dad is already gone to work –- which he might well be, since he’s got a long day ahead of him, looking for that murdering Hale kid who’s hiding in your room. (Sorry, Dad.)

But it means you can actually cook something. And breakfast is the most important meal of the day, especially if you’re going to ditch class to go hunt down the werewolf who’s really killing people.


Fourth option: Whatever Derek makes.

Wait, Derek can cook?