Title: Crackle Pop
Fandom: Carmilla
Rating: General Audiences
Length: 65
Author's note: dialogue only
Summary: It's the little bites that make Laura snap.


"Ow!"

"I did say this place was one big trap, sodapop."

"Yeah well I thought you meant it in the pervasive sense, not -"

"This?"

"This. I think my toes are going to bruise."

"Mother didn't like me prowling about on four feet indoors."

"So she booby-trapped the place?"

"Mhm. We don't have to pay rent though."

"Augh. Fine. On the balance of indignities ..."