Guardian: poetry: Point and Counterpoint

[china_shop]

Title: Point and Counterpoint
Fandom: Guardian
Rating: G
Disclaimer: My partner made me do it.
Summary: Three limericks.



Zhao Yunlan, who was famed as a flirt,
whispered, “What could it possibly hurt
if I smiled at Prof Shen,
squeezed his shoulder, and then
maybe offered a kiss for dessert?”

Da Qing, though, was not much impressed.
“That’s the prof who we want to arrest!
He’s highly suspicious—
till we know he’s not vicious
can’t you find someone else to molest?”

“I could,” said Yunlan, without shame,
“and no doubt I should. All the same,
I cannot resist
the thought of him, kissed,
so get to work, clearing his name!”

Comments

[mergatrude]

BWEE!!

[china_shop]

*is as shameless as Zhao Yunlan* :D :D :D

[glymr]

HAHAHAHA, I laughed out loud at these! Delightful!

[china_shop]

YAY! Thanks! :-D

[sam_gardener]

*Dies and is dead.*
♥♥♥

[china_shop]

:D :D :D

Thanks! ♥

[winter_blossom]

Hilarious! XD

It's been years since I last read a limerick, I'd forgotten how witty-funny they could be!

[china_shop]

*beams* Thanks, you! <3

[nnozomi]

Shen Wei, better known as Hei Pao
Shi, was not quite prepared to endow
Zhao Yunlan with this fact,
until one day he lacked
a coat, which Zhao could not allow.

Zhao Yunlan was ready to say
"Professor, stay out of the way"
till he noticed the smell
which rang a faint bell
and he knew Brother Black was Shen Wei.

(Zhu Hong would like somebody to
tell her just what Professor Shen knew.
That lovely long sleep
was a little too deep
and she can't seem to pick up her cue.)

[china_shop]

Heeeeee! *applauds wildly*

[maggie33]

These are delightful and very funny. I love them. :DDD

[china_shop]

*wins* Thanks, you! <3

[trobadora]

Hee! Awesome. :D

[china_shop]

I am as shameless as Zhao Yunlan. *g* Thanks!

[clevermanka]

PERFECTION

[china_shop]

THANKS! :D