t: chasing their tails trying to track us down
a: paperclipbitch
f: Selfie
p: Henry & Eliza; pre Henry/Eliza
ch: fan_flashworks – communication
r/wc: PG/3730
w: It’s an Elementary AU, so mild references to past drug abuse.
s: [Elementary AU] “Did you think that that was an appropriate outfit to wear to a crime scene?” Henry asks.
n: [Title from I Know Places by Taylor Swift.] I… have no idea how this happened! Earlier this evening I was like “…I should probably get around to watching Selfie”, and then I was writing an Elementary AU for it where Henry’s a consulting detective and Eliza’s his sober companion who’s weirdly good at all this, eventually. My dodgy knowledge of certain bits of certain social media is probably showing.

( When he was a kid, they had a dog that humped the furniture. He presumes this is much the same thing. )