BBC Sherlock: Poetry: John Watson's Butt

[thewhitelily]

Title: John Watson's Butt
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Length: 12 lines
Summary:  Um.  Sorry.  Not 'sorry not sorry', just... sorry.

 

It’s the butt behind John Watson
It’s the butt he’s packing in his pants
It’s the butt that Sherlock likes to grab
And hold with both his hands

It should really be illegal
It should be locked away
But he’s got his butt into his gear
To go and save the day

How far can I stretch this?
On a bad un-British pun?
I would not be crass on Watson’s ass
Unless it’s of his gun.

Comments

[midorisakura]

Lovely, and quite fun.

[brumeier]

Bwa ha ha! This is awesome! I love it!

[smallhobbit]

Entirely reasonable take on butt. One I might have considered, but you put it so much better.