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hyperfocused ([personal profile] hyperfocused) wrote in [community profile] fan_flashworks2018-01-01 04:10 pm

Double:Twitter Politics: Drabble

Title : Double Trouble
Fandom: Twitter Politics
Rating: G for Gag Me
Word Count: 100
Summary: Drabble for Donald’s Twisted Twitter
Content Notes: None apply


‪Future historians would surely say we should’ve expected it. We didn’t deserve the gift: double the space for truth, lies, or fiction to any who’d listen, read, or follow. Many squandered their 280 allotted characters, wasting them on memes and cat gifs. The worst was our supposed leader, whose vitriolic verbiage spewed from slimy, yet chapped lips, on a jaundiced-looking, rubbery-jowled face. His final Tweet said it all: SAD!!

By 3:00 Monday all lowercase letters were GONE. NUMBERS AND PUNCTUATION
SOON FOLLOWED NO MORE MATH NO SCIENCE NO GRAMMAR THERE WERE NO MORE WORDS ONLY THE 🍊🤬 💩