This is one of the most charming things I've ever read, Oms. It was a pleasure to beta it for you.

Oh, and I'm still LOLing at this:

Harvey had no idea that this was something he needed in his life, but there you go. Life is strange sometimes. He holds Mike firmly around the middle and lifts. Mike barks a strange squawking chitter but Harvey ignores him. Holding! A raccoon!

*gives you two thumbs up before guffawing*